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Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows.
I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD
im still laughing at this
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
New Girl → minimalist
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there isnt a time in my life when im not thinking man i could really do with having a pizza right now
CAT OWLS
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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
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